Someone please explain: In case of fire, “do not pull the emergency cord.” In the case of a medical emergency, “do not pull the emergency cord.” In the case of criminal activity, “do not pull the emergency cord.”

So when does one pull the emergency cord? In case of alien abduction? Spontaneous musical number? We run out of beer? A viable tea party candidacy? Rapture?

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