Actual conversation I had this morning over breakfast with my 4-year-old:
Her: Sometimes when I’m walking down the street I have a conversation with my imaginary friend, Lilly
Me: Oh? Is she nice?
Her: She’s nice to me, but she’s mean to her sister, Lavender.
Me: Oh no! Do you tell her to be nicer to Lavender?
Her: Yes but she can’t hear me because I’m in the basement.
Me: You’re in the basement?
Her: I’m in the BASEMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
Me: Oh! And where is Lilly?
Her: Cleaning her weapons.
Her: And spiderwebs. Can you draw a picture of Lilly and Lavender? With earrings?
Me: <draws Lilly and Lavender>
Her: NO HER HAIR IS WRONG IT HAS TO BE CURLY TO THE FLOOR, WITH HER HAND ON HER HIPS AND HIGH HEELS!!!
Me: <throws paper away, draws new Lilly and Lavender>
Her: Good. Now draw a baby comet with a pacifier.
Her: She’s flying through the air saying “Goo Goo Ba Ba.”
Me: Please always be 4-years-old. Just also please don’t murder me in my sleep.
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- jedsundwall said: I thought that said baby corset. Now draw a baby corset.
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