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September 29, 2014
theclearlydope:

I regret to inform you that Croc visors are real. 
[via]

the horror.

theclearlydope:

I regret to inform you that Croc visors are real. 

[via]

the horror.

September 29, 2014
nprfreshair:

Apparently it’s National Coffee Day!  Drink up. 
Check out npr’s coffee coverage. 

nprfreshair:

Apparently it’s National Coffee Day!  Drink up. 

Check out npr’s coffee coverage

(Source: driftingintheocean, via laughterkey)

September 29, 2014
billboard:

One Direction’s ‘Steal My Girl’ Single Hits the Web

I HOPE THE WEB HIT IT BACK HARDER

billboard:

One Direction’s ‘Steal My Girl’ Single Hits the Web

I HOPE THE WEB HIT IT BACK HARDER

(via laughterkey)

September 29, 2014
i probably shouldn’t be this aroused right now

i probably shouldn’t be this aroused right now

(via elibethcrawford)

September 29, 2014
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
person:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person:
society:
person: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
person:
society: what third option?
person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
September 29, 2014
maxscoville:

Well then.

i’ll take two. of each.

maxscoville:

Well then.

i’ll take two. of each.

(via laughterkey)

September 29, 2014
thenewrepublic:

COVER STORY: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is an American Hero. An Interview with the liberal icon.

thenewrepublic:

COVER STORY: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is an American Hero. 

An Interview with the liberal icon.

September 29, 2014

creepingirrelevance:

Nat King Cole, Gene Krupa, Ben Webster, and Patti Page doing Blue Skies and Lullaby of Birdland in 1958.

autoreblog. watch and learn, children.

September 27, 2014
My kids just asked if they could please watch this again. I guess I’m doing something right.

My kids just asked if they could please watch this again. I guess I’m doing something right.

September 26, 2014

laughterkey:

fire-dad:

so important

pitted, brah. totally pitted.

I’ve been there.

(Source: -hewastheirfriend, via kenyatta)

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